One friend who played guitar with us somewhat regularly informed me that he’d converted all of the old cassette tapes to a digital format and loaded them on his iPod a few weeks ago. I could only stare at him in disbelief and rightly question his sanity. He seems normal. He’s married, gainfully employed, socially respectable and everything. I wonder what’s wrong with him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Good Shirts<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
We did get one thing right. We had friends with serious artistic talent and demented, sarcastic senses of humor who made us some of the most amazing T-shirts imaginable. All of our friends wanted them and we wore them everywhere. Soon it became a little contest, aided and abetted by myself, to see who could wear a shirt at the most interesting place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That’s the collection I stumbled across a few days ago, and I’ve scanned some of the best. Most of the artwork is on the back of the shirts so you’ll have to take my word that they were ridiculously clever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Space<\/h2>\n\n\n\n![\"Momentarily](\"https:\/\/www.howderfamily.com\/graphics\/blog\/NASA_vomit_comet.jpg\")
The Vomit Comet<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\nThis may be my favorite photo of the whole bunch, and it’s not so much a “place” as “space.” Our friend here was (and is) a research scientist at NASA. He wore his shirt on a jet that flew high above the Gulf of Mexico in a parabolic path, an airplane affectionately nicknamed the Vomit Comet<\/a>. People experience about thirty seconds of weightlessness at the top of each parabola, which is exactly what you see happening in this image. It’s not the Space Station but it’s still Zero G!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nAfrica<\/h2>\n\n\n\n![\"The](\"https:\/\/www.howderfamily.com\/graphics\/blog\/pyramids_of_giza.jpg\")
The Giza Pyramid Complex<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\nOne of our shirts made it to Africa, specifically Egypt and the pyramid complex at Giza. It’s the only remaining contribution to the original Seven Wonders of the World — the pyramids of course not the shirt. I can only imagine what the guys leading the camels in the background thought of this “historic” moment. Apparently they’re unaware of the significance as they don’t seem to be paying it much mind. Their loss.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nAsia<\/h2>\n\n\n\n![\"Kentucky](\"https:\/\/www.howderfamily.com\/graphics\/blog\/colonel_samurai_sanders_osaka.jpg\")
Colonel Harland “Samurai” Sanders of Osaka, Japan<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\nThis is a much younger and skinnier me. A friend — the same one who digitized those awful tapes many years later — went to Japan for a couple of years after graduating college to teach English. He offered free space at his place so I visited for a week. That was back when a sleeping bag on the floor worked just fine. We did what young adults with few obligations and plenty of disposable income often do in those situations, we drank ourselves silly. Someday I’d like a do-over visit to Japan. I didn’t get much out of that first trip except a hangover.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyway, take a look at Colonel Sanders in front of this Kentucky Fried Chicken shop in Osaka. The Japanese so skillfully apply their distinct cultural spin on American icons, to such wonderful effect. I can almost see Harland Sanders, swilling bourbon, corralling chickens and chasing Yankees out of Kentucky at the point of a Samurai sword.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nEurope<\/h2>\n\n\n\n![\"Cinderella's](\"https:\/\/www.howderfamily.com\/graphics\/blog\/neuschwanstein_castle.jpg\")
Neuschwanstein Castle<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\nOK, I could have chosen any number of shirt photos from Europe. I selected Neuschwanstein in Bavaria. It’s one of the most picturesque castles imaginable and it’s one of the biggest tourist attractions in Germany. It also served as the inspiration for all the castles at the various Disney properties, blah, blah, blah. No, the reason I selected this image is because the person in the photo has hair, and today he’s as bald as a cue ball. It sucks getting old. A very small, select group of readers will find this greatly amusing, and permission is granted to continue gawking. The rest of you can go on to the next photo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nSouth America<\/h2>\n\n\n\n![\"War](\"https:\/\/www.howderfamily.com\/graphics\/blog\/covert_operations.jpg\")
A Covert Operation in an Undisclosed Location<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\nHmmm… how to describe this without triggering the net nanny software that may blacklist my site for the rest of eternity. I’ll be vague but you’re all intelligent folk who can figure this out. This individual worked for a government agency at the time the picture was taken, so even though this was many years ago I’ve obscured his face because he probably wouldn’t appreciate appearing in public. No, it’s not me, smartass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was involved in a covert action against a specific cash crop in some undisclosed corner of South America at the time of this photo. On that day I’m certain Cheech and Chong<\/a> shed a tear because of the cosmic disruption in the force. This agricultural product was destroyed on the spot and of course never made it to market.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nNorth America<\/h2>\n\n\n\n![\"Four](\"https:\/\/www.howderfamily.com\/graphics\/blog\/4-corners.jpg\")
Yes, the Four Corners photo *again*<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\nI have dozens, literally dozens, of shirt photos from North America. I’m including this one only because it’s already loaded on the server and I’ve long used it to illustrate my Four Corners page<\/a>. Also I’m lazy and don’t feel like scanning anything else today.<\/p>\n\n\n\nThis was part of an epic 1992 road trip. Me and a couple of buddies rented an RV and drove 8,200 miles over 28 days, visiting just about every major National Park west of the Mississippi River. We knew even at the time that it would provide a lifetime of memories, and indeed it did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nAustralia<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
This may be my favorite photo of the whole bunch, and it’s not so much a “place” as “space.” Our friend here was (and is) a research scientist at NASA. He wore his shirt on a jet that flew high above the Gulf of Mexico in a parabolic path, an airplane affectionately nicknamed the Vomit Comet<\/a>. People experience about thirty seconds of weightlessness at the top of each parabola, which is exactly what you see happening in this image. It’s not the Space Station but it’s still Zero G!<\/p>\n\n\n\n One of our shirts made it to Africa, specifically Egypt and the pyramid complex at Giza. It’s the only remaining contribution to the original Seven Wonders of the World — the pyramids of course not the shirt. I can only imagine what the guys leading the camels in the background thought of this “historic” moment. Apparently they’re unaware of the significance as they don’t seem to be paying it much mind. Their loss.<\/p>\n\n\n\n This is a much younger and skinnier me. A friend — the same one who digitized those awful tapes many years later — went to Japan for a couple of years after graduating college to teach English. He offered free space at his place so I visited for a week. That was back when a sleeping bag on the floor worked just fine. We did what young adults with few obligations and plenty of disposable income often do in those situations, we drank ourselves silly. Someday I’d like a do-over visit to Japan. I didn’t get much out of that first trip except a hangover.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Anyway, take a look at Colonel Sanders in front of this Kentucky Fried Chicken shop in Osaka. The Japanese so skillfully apply their distinct cultural spin on American icons, to such wonderful effect. I can almost see Harland Sanders, swilling bourbon, corralling chickens and chasing Yankees out of Kentucky at the point of a Samurai sword.<\/p>\n\n\n\n OK, I could have chosen any number of shirt photos from Europe. I selected Neuschwanstein in Bavaria. It’s one of the most picturesque castles imaginable and it’s one of the biggest tourist attractions in Germany. It also served as the inspiration for all the castles at the various Disney properties, blah, blah, blah. No, the reason I selected this image is because the person in the photo has hair, and today he’s as bald as a cue ball. It sucks getting old. A very small, select group of readers will find this greatly amusing, and permission is granted to continue gawking. The rest of you can go on to the next photo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Hmmm… how to describe this without triggering the net nanny software that may blacklist my site for the rest of eternity. I’ll be vague but you’re all intelligent folk who can figure this out. This individual worked for a government agency at the time the picture was taken, so even though this was many years ago I’ve obscured his face because he probably wouldn’t appreciate appearing in public. No, it’s not me, smartass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n He was involved in a covert action against a specific cash crop in some undisclosed corner of South America at the time of this photo. On that day I’m certain Cheech and Chong<\/a> shed a tear because of the cosmic disruption in the force. This agricultural product was destroyed on the spot and of course never made it to market.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I have dozens, literally dozens, of shirt photos from North America. I’m including this one only because it’s already loaded on the server and I’ve long used it to illustrate my Four Corners page<\/a>. Also I’m lazy and don’t feel like scanning anything else today.<\/p>\n\n\n\n This was part of an epic 1992 road trip. Me and a couple of buddies rented an RV and drove 8,200 miles over 28 days, visiting just about every major National Park west of the Mississippi River. We knew even at the time that it would provide a lifetime of memories, and indeed it did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nAfrica<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nAsia<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nEurope<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nSouth America<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nNorth America<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nAustralia<\/h2>\n\n\n\n