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A long-term member of the 12MC community and I were discussing dream jobs lately, ones that combined our slightly obsessive-compulsive list-making tendencies with our respective divergent interests. Mine focused on geographic and historic oddities of multiple flavors tied together with a healthy string of County Counting<\/a> progressions. The trick, as we thought about it, was to find a way for someone else to finance our peculiarities and allow us to pursue our hobbies professionally. I couldn’t find a feasible solution for my personal situation at the time although I have one now. I simply need to add my fondness for trashy television to the mix.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Reality TV!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Right, it would have to be a pseudo-reality show where I’d travel the countryside in a customized RV, pursing all 3,143 counties and county-equivalents, stopping at geo-oddities while providing historical context, and meeting interesting characters along the way. I’m thinking it would be targeted at the History Channel or its ilk. It might be an amalgamation of How the States Got their Shapes<\/a> combined with American Pickers<\/a> and maybe Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’d need a clever title. “County Counter” might be sufficient. It’s short. It’s descriptive. I think it needs a pun though, and maybe even a double entendre with a salacious second meaning that arouses curiosity and builds an initial audience. Suggestions are welcome.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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My Current County Counting Map<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

I’d also need a logline. “Traveling through hidden corridors in pursuit of the real America; one man’s quest to explore the story behind every U.S. county.<\/em>” That’s not catchy enough. I need to find a better hook.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then I’d need to film a pilot episode. Actually, that already began. I wrote this article in advance and set it to post on Thursday evening thanks to the magic of WordPress software. I’m already on the road heading towards the Riverboat Marathon Series<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’m not a runner, just a driver delivering a runner from site-to-site. Last year I drove between sites at the Dust Bowl Marathon Series and had a wonderful set of adventures (beginning here<\/a>). One participant even self-published a book about the races. I made a minor appearance as a character known as “Beer Geek.” Imagine that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The Riverboat Series<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

This is the basic route for the Riverboat Series. Well, not Graceland. I threw that one onto the end for my own enjoyment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n