Shortest Town + State Combo

I wondered what town and state had the fewest letters in its collective name. For example, my hometown of Arlington, Virginia had 17 letters. That wasn’t very short. Why would anyone care? I don’t know. Maybe someone had a job where they had to write down their town and state repeatedly to the point where they’d want to move to a place to minimize their task. Maybe it was a Bart Simpson chalkboard thing.

But oh wise 12MC — I’m sure the audience interjects even as we speak — it wouldn’t matter whether people lived in the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations or any other state for that matter, they would still shorten it to a two-letter postal abbreviation. Simply pick the shortest town name and be done with it. Forget about the state. That wouldn’t be a challenge and we don’t take the easy path on the circle. We need to do this the hard way.

States with four-letter names seemed to be the optimal starting point: Utah, Iowa and Ohio.


Utah

Hill Aerospace Museum. Photo by howderfamily.com; (CC BY-NC-SA 2.0)

There were a couple of towns in Utah with three letters. One was Roy; so Roy + Utah had 7 letters. That was pretty good. The Utah History Encyclopedia explained Roy’s short name.

Twenty-one years after Roy’s first settlement, the town’s few residents met to start the wheels of progress turning by obtaining a post office. The first requirement was the selection of a permanent name for the town. Roy had been called Central City, Sandridge, the Basin, and Lakeview. One member of the group, Reverend David Peebles, a schoolteacher, recently had lost a child to death, a young boy named Roy. Peebles exerted pressure to have the town named after his son, and the local citizens were sympathetic to his plea.

Roy may have started small although it now has nearly 40,000 residents (map). It abutted Hill Air Force Base on its southeaster corner right next to the Hill Aerospace Museum which I visited previously. That signified two dimensions for me personally, (1) I’ve been to Roy although I didn’t realize it at the time because one must pass through Roy to get to the museum, and (2) I can illustrate this entry with one of my own photographs instead of borrowing one from some unsuspecting Flickr user. Roy might be in the background of that photo somewhere. Actually I think Roy might be in the opposite direction, behind me.

The other 7-letter combo was Loa, Utah (map). This town appeared previously as one of my bloggy finds. It demonstrated that I should never recommend other websites because it automatically curses them into never publishing again.

The Utah History Encyclopedia also mentioned Loa. The name “… was suggested by Franklin W. Young, who had once resided in the Hawaiian Islands and had been impressed with Mauna Loa, Hawaii’s second highest mountain.”


Iowa

N. Side Dows St. W. Ely Iowa. Photo by 
Waterloo Public Library (CC BY-NC-ND 2.0)

There were many different 7-letter combos in Iowa. Ira, Iva and Ute were amongst them. I focused on Ely, Iowa (map). It had the largest population of the grouping so it seemed to deserve more attention. The The History of Linn County, Iowa (1878) had a simple explanation for the short name. “Ely was laid out June 5, 1872 by T.M. Johnson, Surveyor, on parts of Sections 30 and 31, Township 82, north Range 6, under the proprietorship of John F. Ely.”

Too bad Ely wasn’t founded by Chuck D because then it would have scored even better. The awesome 5-letter combination of D, Iowa would have been unstoppable. Imagine how Iowa might may evolved if that had happened. We may never be able to work out the time/space issues necessary to transport Chuck D back to the 1870’s so he could start a town although that would be amazing.

Those vintage buildings shown in the photograph still exist by the way (Street View)


Ohio

Ohio had its share of short-name towns including Aid, Fly and Ray. I was prepared to talk about Ray because it was significant enough to have its own post office (45672). That wasn’t necessary because I found something even better.

Yes, we had a winner: the six-letter combo of Ai, Ohio (map)! Some websites claimed that Ai was a ghost town. Clearly, people still lived there so how could that be true? About the name,

The origin of its name has been a local controversy: some say that it was named after the biblical city of Ai, while others believe that it was named after one of its founders, Ami Richards. Ami was a man, so others dropped the ‘M’ from his name to make the town’s name more masculine.

I had a hard time believing explanations based upon a destroyed city or androgyny. I had my own theory after watching the video. The general store featured the village’s name printed on its side in capital letters, AI. That looked a lot like A1, aka superior. That would be a great town name. Did that expression even exist when the town was founded circa 1843? Etymology Online examined A1: “… in figurative sense of “first-rate,” 1837, in Dickens; from Lloyd’s of London designation for ships in first-class condition (with the letter referring to the condition of the ship and the number to that of the stores).”

I guess it might be possible. Probably not. I still like it better.


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3 responses to “Shortest Town + State Combo”

  1. Gary Avatar

    I grew up in a place called North Kingstown, Rhode Island. That is 25 letters (14 for the town, 11 for the state). My father’s father still lives in that town (he has his entire life, and he is almost 90 years old), on a road that has 12 letters in the name of the road. The road that I lived on has 9 letters. Where my parents live now (Sevierville, Tennessee) has 20 letters, 11 letters in the town and 9 for the state after moving there from North Kingstown.

    I guess they didn’t do much better writing out their address, huh? At least I did, the place where I live now (Sanford, Florida) only has 13 letters total.

  2. Joel Avatar
    Joel

    How unexpected that there’s a town in Utah with a Hawaiian name. I wonder if there are enough other “names out of place” for a whole article. Hmm. How would you determine what counts as out of place, though?

    1. Twelve Mile Circle Avatar

      I have family that live in Diamondhead, Mississippi, named for Diamond Head volcanic cone on Oahu. Most of the streets have Hawaiian names too. I think that might qualify as “out of place.” Certainly, nobody would confuse Mississippi with Hawaii!

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